A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
HE SITS
Plomp
Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…
she is BETRAYED
@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me
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I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways
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siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life
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